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I am seriously giving the above business idea to all entrepreneurs and not so entrepreneurs in this extremely un risky – sorry non risk taking Indian community to have a business in lines as above title.

Joking, Sarcasm, frustrations. Sorry. None of the above is true. Its serious guys, let’s get the arguments in jumbled up but numbered order:-

1-   Women increasingly threatened by rising crime against them must adapt to these for safety.—you can refer to my blog www.rajandubey.blog.com to understand full 6 pages for this line use.

2-   Men must increase this for themselves and all girlfriends and spouses for tsunami of illicit relationships proved perpetuated and nurtured by international society of poking and Mr. Mark Zukenberg as chairman of this society and helped by soaps in Indian TV and started by Bold and beautiful (in India it was made by bald and booty full—booty full is a wonderful gender neutral word used for rich man and un-shape women alike—I despise none). I am also a member of this society.

3-   Airports surveillance safety for women. Papers claim that security men seeing women passing through doors can see all. What a tough job for a man to see Indian Women….As if porn sites in internet are low.
Internet business guys…. Here comes another idea. Hey….I am looking like an IDEA factory. Mr constipated AB with some- one baby now.. be cautious— here is another idea MAN.

4-   Since poking is official and even at septuagenarian age some lans nayak is also practicing the same with all people and public and in latest news Bombay high court has poked him it seems. Good game going on.. Better than IPL of cricket this is Indian Poking League. All possibilities of becoming International Poking League. Mr. Modi the entrepreneur ….. Someone please brief him of this idea guys. No copy rights any one can steal from here. It’s Official to steal.

5-   And poking rules have been redefined. Yes truly this local and simply Village game is now game of all elite and civilized guys. People like me— my brother says “Yocal from local” to me.  We are astonished at pace of its spread.

6-  Good god… kabaddi was the first one. Hey Hinglish, English, French kissing guys are you sure you know how to tie a Langot. Not a kanth langot man— the real langot. Even mr Ab the original caricature one has to change his dialogue now. Topi sambhalo cheena seth … Langot Sambhalo Cheena Seth or now in women’s world Langoti Sambhaliye adarniya cheena ji.

So now: – Business players discussion:-

A-  Twitter, gutter, mutter, hidebook, backbook, all sort of books and addas and places are social poking players field

B-  Tournament from personal to local to national

C-  No rules—E.g.

i.    Katrina can be poked by spot boy and spot mistress can be poked by well anyone

D- Poking can be tried by impotent, senile on all and all over. Since they don’t know how to do it properly. Hey Civil Society Team Listening. I am also poking…..Getting ideas hmmmmmmmmm. Three idiot Style. With the third idiot multiplying to many many idiots. Great going guys. I never knew it’s a PHANTOM story. I love phantom stories..mmmmmmmm

E-  Reality shows can poke anyone anywhere and everywhere so this IAU can atleast be safer for you. Oh yaaaa the TV news Anchores are lead players of this game. Beware if you are rich or worked hard to be important in this society. As Indians We don’t like rich and famous. We just want to be one. And therefore this article. We like being hated.

F-  Bombardment of all nuisances from all over can be protected by this surveillance to prove in court where another Mal and Bawri will cross check their status.

G- And HEY biggest point. India guys this product is specifically hot suited to this country. Here culture, innocence and character everything is inside protected in just one IAU. Trust me. It’s a wonder product completely in ethos with this society where now younger women at least have understood that smooching is ok but keep IAU intact under surveillance.  And with people demanding death penalty from khap, or and baap for unauthorized opening of IAU it’s always safer to have IAU than going in hosiery and ultimately death.
This is what sunny bhai says APNA LUCK PAHAN KE CHALO.

H- So now that basic demographics have been defined you can poke omama, axi, kutin all on one go and go public without any issues.

I-    Just don’t get personal with someone who knows your house that’s all. And Above all keep IAU installed on you.

Now the most interesting parts for helping those who wanna play Poking:-

Since this is by as my dearest bhaiya ji says “Game of Yocal From Local” I don’t know what that truly means. And Grammar—doesn’t even bother—- this is no English essay and English is no mother tongue of mine and the game is POKING GUYS. No rules apply.

List of things where you can shame Yocal like us as always have been. List is not exhaustive just INDICATIVE:-

Personal to personality All included and not in any order. Use anyone as it comes to you:- you can make any Yocal feel guilty and ashamed of following:-

a)   We eat in very small un-recognized places. Our dhaba are real dhaba and we order not by priority but by prize tag and pocket balance.

b)   We eat fast- as if someone is going to take away our plates.

c)    We wear Nylon socks which are cheap and invariably smell

d)   Further lower class- we rely for pulses for proteins which are not good digestive things and thus produce lot of AIR. YEEEEEEE smiling yes this is hot air ballooned Indian society….. J well lower class Indian society is against Egg and all other proteins.

e)    Is above a news—- no guys—- believe me— VEGETARINISM IN INDIA IS A OF RELEGIOUS INTOLERANCE. VEGETARINISM IS NOT FOR HEALTH REASONS. IT IS TO PROTECt MARWADIS AND OTHER BANIYAS FROM CARDICAC DISEASES AND AT THE SAME TIME PROVE THAT ALL NON-VEG EATERS ARE ACTAULLY DIVIDED BETWEEN JHATKA AND HALAL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA— NEW TERMINOLOGY GUYS. YES WE LOVE TO DEBATE AND FIGHT ON HOW TO KILL A MURGI……. CURRY IS IN THIS …..debate started…. No response…… be a sport yaaar—(I don’t know this usage- may be right—just understand in context of it)

f)     Yes our choices can always be pointed for humiliating a yocal.  Some hints for you guys
We are guilty of liking Govinda and Not Shahrukh, because don’t read newspapers and thus are unaware of ideas of film critics and editors. Thus we are guilty of liking what we like.
We are guilty of our cloths and color choices.. Again Govinda. God knows when he will go away….
our School without bathrooms and sarkari meals,  our homes have no 24 hr electricity, dependence on agriculture, Cows in our home instead of foreign Dogs, our language usages and nuances.. as I am doing here, digital divide leading to low understanding of virual world, being less cyborgic.
Etc.. many of them this is just hint

g)    Division of style of Religion. You can practice yoga at time when I practice Disha Maidan….. We both are hypocrites as common Indian society none the less you can equal the point…

Let this discussion be continues for making it as a live document for understanding divide between Rural and Urban Youth and ethos to have a great poking game with all sects and communities playing great Virtual HOLI all year.

Happy poking to all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to begin my analogy with an abstract of a study and then some latest data for observations. Kindly, be patient for the points I wish to bring forth in this little discussion as this will get us understand the context of this paper better.

Now some latest census data for Madhya Pradesh:-

Truly the female infanticide is a crime beyond contestation or doubt but it will bring forth another type of crime in society and that different facet is something very disturbing and the implications of this social misbalance may have already reached to practical level.

We can clearly see a shortfall of women and many a people have written slogans on availability of women for marriage of those societies’ males where this misbalance is sharp. What is it in store that this change in demand and supply will bring forth?

Very commonly argued and shown is that may be women will start chasing dowry and the girl children will no longer be a burden. It’s a common but a powerful argument of our acceptance that social evils and norms are created by supply and demand side and much less by religion. Non the less it makes me comfortable to put some premises of discussions.

1-   Do we agree that the last 2 decadal economic growth is disproportionate to simultaneous job growth. We can see bust and boom of MBA business, NIIT clad classes, or such small opportune systems survived merely by call centers culture in suburban towns of metros and now some smaller towns for low cash rich entrepreneurs.

2-   Do we agree that when any commodity is costly the burden of looser is in weakest purchaser.

3-   The women in community previously pushed to grooms for their more nos now will reverse the order as suggested by change of dowry theme as suggested by slogans and commonsense acceptance. Meaning the women is now the precious thing and thus would be available to only those who can afford.

4-   If the premise 3 is true than it has to be true that purchasing quality being same and abstract of study in beginning saying that female foetiside is cut across all sections of society and class :- the richer class will have to go down to social and economic side of their boundations by caste, class or religion.

5-   How does point 5 goes for expansion as some lay man like me could understand better. Means the first beneficiary would be a poor Brahmins girls may/may not be good looking can get married in rich Brahmins house without paying a dime with respect. Same hold true for all the example of Brahmin is just same for all classes and caste.
When even above will not be fulfilling the shortfall the caste and class boundations will also be broken.
example:- the same poor Brahmin in example who gave her daughter to higher and richer Brahmin will not get a bride in return from another poor or rich Brahmin but instead will attract a lower class rich/or and poor man’s daughter. Favor will go certainly to rich lower class persons daughter for her probability of better acceptance.

6-   When the above chain reaction will finish the left out will be MALE OF LOWEST SOCIEO-ECONOMIC HOUSE.

7-   Let us keep in mind conclusion no point of 6^th for further bringing the debate.

8-   Do we agree that when we can avoid we choose better. Let me explain further if I don’t want a girl child and I can go for female feticide or I am doing this for want of male child anyways I am doing it. That means I am getting only or mostly girl children in society that are wanted.

9-   The unwanted girl children are actually not born. Therefore their probability of getting low attention in house –(NEGLECTION) or getting uneducated is low.

10-So the proportion of girl children performing better in schools will rise till the need of fathers of family is satisfied to bring her to economic wanted level.

11-Does this remind us of last 5-10 years headlines in post april results season. “LADKIYON NE IS SAAL BHI LADKON SE MAARI BAZI”. Isn’t it a regular and constant feature we have seen. Almost repeated one.

12-Ok….. what is the point. Girl child winning is a sure good sign of society. In the same census it shows the same society that is killing girl child is now making the girl child more educated in absolute nos as well as percentage………….

13-What this also brings is that NOW THE UNWANTED AND NEGLECTED PROBABILITY IN A HOUSE IS OF A SON WHO IS NOT ABORTED BECAUSE SOCIETY DOESN’T THINK UNWANTED BOYS SHOULD ALSO BE ABORTED.

14-Confused……. No… ok. Lets us face a hypothetical example. The family that had a child inside a 3^rd or 4^th in a family with 1-2 -3 sons and minimum 1 available to a shop where they tell that what is inside is a male and not a female. Grandma, pa, ma all in dilemma…… abortions are ok for girls and not for boys they come back with heavy heart but nonetheless agreed to have a more child.

15-Now this or these kind of boys are actually in lowest socio economic criterion will be most probable for having neglecting, school dropout, no job if he is from upper caste, and many more

16-Yes social scientists and students can punch many holes through my arguments of movement of commodity of women in social sector. Women literate and may be from lower socio economic will choose a poor same community man. There could be exceptions to all and any. What I have tried to show is a way it could normally take in my view.

17-So with conclusion of point 6^th the probability of a male of lowest socioeconomic class having NEGLECTION, NO-LOW EDUCATION, NO FAMILY AS PROBABLY NO WIFE DUE TO SCARCITY… doesn’t the latest NIN study shows that more males are undernourished than women shildren.

18-If above is agreed don’t count the NO of deduction as below as surplus males in society.

The NO’s you can see from this latest census data are not extra males. But UNWANTED, LEFT OUT, school dropouts, lowest socio economic group MALES with HIGHEST PROBABILITY OF BECOMING CRIMINALS.

And yes more GAY Sex… ready to witness this with harsh laws to protect women from THESE MEN. And the harsher the punishments will be the more the orientation to gay sex will emerge. Anti –HIV brigade has work on hand it seems.

It will always be more logical for this male to have gay sex orientation, to earn from crime for crossing socio economic borders and jobless economic growth and having no female to have a family. This male has more probability to live with parents than anyone else.

NO IT’S NOT EXAGERATION—– IF ABOVE ARGUMENTS HOLDS TRUE COUNT YOUR CRIMINALS BEFORE THEY BECOME one.

Department of jails has some data before hand to work on expansions at last.

So don’t you think SADHU system in India will be more favored by those who don’t want to be criminals?

They will still not be in GDP contributors list but surely SAHDU will be better managed group than a criminal heard.

IS social research team of Indian POLICE listening ……………..socioeconomics of sex selection

With thanks to the gentleman who has taken this picture, my sincere apology to the mother and the beautiful child in the picture whose consent may be with the photographer but certainly not with me.

This picture to me was an immediate point of attraction, not for its religious harmony symbolization but for the different essence conveyed to me. To my middleclass imagination this is a mother and a child fighting the race to be No.-1 in school systems. In Schools fancy dress competition probably run by any machinery (yes may be looking miss-spelled but it is not) taught by god knows whom and in what mood and with what intention….. (((Yes I mean all words…..yes I think school education is the first introduction of rotten machinery of Indian operating systems that exists all over)))…..and the mother got understanding that his not so “Fair” skinned boy will win his father a first price if he does something like this. My admiration for mother’s imagination, my love for the child and honor to the greed and need of a father who wishes his son to be No-1 in School systems. Therefore;  “My own completely Private” imagination prompted me to took this picture for Blog.

Why am I being so apologetic to this? Yes !! because of people who are moral luminaries’ of this society in India. Especially India whether Hindu or Muslim or jain or Sikh or isai or any religion who take birth in this noble land SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO often that it is almost a historical burden to remember them forget about their sayings. Problem is they continue to feign to be borne –Ney Rebirth in this land. My plea and hope is sire they must have noticed that world is much more inhabitable kindly also try some good places India is very overcrowded and even courts do not like shrines on roads now. But i understand NOWHERE people will make SENA for them so they take birth here only.

These moral luminaries’ have sent some famous painters some writers to take asylum in Qatar or elsewhere and I am afraid I am neither rich nor famous to even try that escape model and I fear for my family who may assault or vandalize my family to straighten me up to their understanding of morality in India as they think to be Right.

Verbose— me—- yes. Many reasons for this. But nonetheless let’s continue for what I started this page…

Recently I have re-learned that Rag Darbari has not ended in the book it still continues in people like me. My friend yesterday said you should become interpreter of maladies next version as everyone is writing about maladies now. I tried to understand the meaning of the same……….RUPPAN BABU Zindabad……

Do you know recent developments in Indian social systems have caused soooooooo many problems? Let me be forgiven the lords above and below and everywhere.

All those people trying to FAST themselves in open and make the country SLOW have done this – NEY “ACHIEVED” the below for middle class…..

1-      From now on all clerks of this country will try to become someone who wishes to invent an act like RTI.

2-      As a medical person I used to think RTI is infection but now I know better vocabulary. That’s Maturity—my father says.

3-      From now on “I WILL ADVICE ALL OFFICES TO KEEP A FORM AT EVERY TABLE OF OFFICER AND CLERK WITH RS 5 STAMP PAPER TO SUBMIT AN AFFIDAVIT BEFORE LEAVING PREMISES OF OFFICE TO CERTIFY THAT HIM OR HER HAS NOT GIVEN ANY ADVANCES, FAVORS TO THIS OFFICE PERSON EVER”.

4-      The eagerness that was found to subjudice and tame the highest political bureaucracy was so much in civil society that they forgot that even literates graduate and post graduates of this great country cannot list total prime ministers it has seen barring few which are famous and infamous simultaneously. To my humble understanding this signifies small influence it has in ordinary person’s   life.

5-      Does all these MEDIOCREs who stood in stage to ask for a self righteous trophy understand how procedures change and kill people….. I know they wont read these blogs written by people like me….. but this is the way I can say what I have to say………..
Example-1 ———- one boy got a job in America he needs to submit his passport in 1 month.. minimum time to get passport is 45 days…… tatkal he can’t avail as he has lost his previous passport………..and now because some Hon salem and beautiful girlfriend got fake passports including mr Ali and unfortunately all convicts of this system…… We cant get our genuinely lost passport in home madness fairly…… We can choose to not apply again ever…..or loose opportunity………… or are these stage honkers giving this boy also a stage…..

6-      There are many such from every part of system lets hear another one
A women Pregnant is considered temporary unfit therefore can not join any service that needs her to produce fitness certificate…… not even health department………so she avails leave for delivering she wont be given payment and dues……….. sounds like labor laws and issues and HR policy and stuff like that. ……….. no sire it is purely what Mr hajare is going to achieve every babu will sit on words of this country’s law and we all as commoners know if that happens work will “STOP”.

7-      Thanks again to the civil society moral luminaries’ who self elected themselves to represent us and to tame the ones we have elected through democratic process.. They DO believe in democracy (I heard). Though it remains to be seen their definition of democracy…..i hope if they achieved something out of their till now “UNSUCCESSFUL” careers in civil society they must now rest in their homes for achieving so great and creating Rome out of India in shambles. ………….. I thank  the society that still believes in saviors and people who fast to become presidents of some committee and tame unwise peoples elective choices and teach us “DEMOCRACY” in new light………….i can continue to 2 pages but I think you wont read it…..

8-      Last I think I should thank all CHOKERS and JOKERS of this country to have aroused me to write ..

• I learned that banks give money to those who have money and thus promote entrepreneurship.
• I am trying to understand the mechanism and rationale by which salt was pushed back to taxes even after Gandhiji fought for it to be free.
• I now understand that time of revolutions has not ended.
• Now people have no interest in knowing Parsai ji since they have found Chetan Bhagat
• My son may have more cost in his nursery than my entire education years. Both were a waste of time though.
• Deaths of Indian Farmers by any reason were of NO INTEREST to Sophisticated urbane population though “PROBABLE” affect of Fukushima reactors interest them like a Sci FI movie.
• Indian philosophy of ‘LOVE’ – whosoever you are, you are a boat and I want to put rudder in you, therefore my decision is final since you are a boat and am The RUDDER.
• Further addition to above- understanding and paying attentions to irrational talks and demands is love.
• Now that I have son I can understand the pressure a son is born with. I don’t know why and how my parents tolerated me for so long.
• I wish to see the eye that differentiates and recognizes talent in humans. I am still confused is it true?
• I understood that institutes with pride written “INDIAN” unlike the movie Indian do not recognize, praise, accepts, need or help any Indian who speaks HINDI.
• In India if you wish to be a Manager you need to know English and Maths. I think Maharashtra LORDS must take up this issue and tell IIM guys to accept and conduct exams in MARATHI also. At least HINDI will find a place through its sister in MARATHI.
• I have learned that an IAS can be a SECRETARY of ANY DEPARTMENT of India but cannot be CVC because “COURT” thinks so. I thought all of them are posts for competent people.
• I thought if we confer national awards to “Social Thinkers, workers, scientists” rarely and movie actors regularly we will definitely promote later ones more.
• I am still unable to understand the real money business behind WWW. Someone with knowledge help me in this.

With all life of trying to learn languages of different cultures simultaneously existing in india i have learned few interesting things.

1- iron age to industrialization to computers and latest experience economy all exist in India on same road with a single Buffalo pulling the cart and a Bentley trying to outsmart it by crushing few people sleeping “Foolishly” on footpath ment for joggers.

2- Senior people those who have grown up with Angry Young Man have seen him becoming PHANTOM but he is still denying it. and I refuse to live with his progeny……………………………. dont even wish to describe it.

3- I have been told that “being professional” is respecting rich people and working with ‘Brains’ and not HEART. so as the cancer of my senior generation was corruption my generation and especially younger ones will suffer a heartless society.

4- When someone reminded me that India used to be a spiritual society and now it is getting into materialistic society and i am unable to think when was that true…………………….

5- As my blog says “Development” is now a political agenda and politics in this country is luck. therefore Development is “LUCK”

I will keep adding to my learnings and keep posting as i add them………….

have fun

For the Present Government, which has staked its political fortunes on appealing to the poor, this persistent inability to make government work for people has set off an ideological debate over a question that once would have been unthinkable in India: Should the country begin to unshackle the poor from the inefficient, decades-old government food distribution system and try something radical, like simply giving out food coupons, or cash?

I wish to further this debate by going far and ahead in suggesting “LATERAL ENTRY” to govt system as part of political bureaucracy.

I want to tell you Few “FACTS” to start this discussion:-

1- Population figures in our country must be understood with an example.

Have we not yet understood that any figure that benefits the ruling class is always inflated?

Population is DIRECTLY Proportional to Votes and thus always been inflated in my view?

Has any one really looked beyond the no’s given by govt.

Are we trying to say that Census gives 100% correct picture of our population. If YES! than thankfully one department of india deserves credit. CENSUS

2- Politicians are out numbered by BABUS. one Mantralaya has 1 minister cab and maximum one state but has minimum 10 Strong babus to concoct the stories.

REALLY? yes indeed. If babus stop infighting no minister can do a dam about it and crack them.

3- What is needed is not known to even people those who need it. It is not about planning but about Known and Un-Known world. When a villager doesn’t know what is drinkable water there is doubt that he will demand it.

4- MOST UNFORTUNATE IS CAPITALISTS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE CRONIES. IMPOTENT TRADERS ARE NAMED BUSINESSMAN.

4TH IS TRAGEDY OF INDIA REST ABOVE ARE RESULTANTS.

Dear All,

I wish to bring your attention to few very unique products in Indian RURAL/urban Markets if you have ever used them.

Examples:-

1- Lights made of LED were first started by rural markets

2- PHASE changers. its for converting 2 phase electricity to 3 to run water pump motors

3- travel jugad. much talked about in northern India

4- MOSQUITO SWATTER- simple words racket for mosquitoes killing

Can we share our experience and list them down to have a discussion on which area is attracting innovations these days.

Dear Friends,

There is a common view among our colleagues in business and profit making ventures of any kind that “STATE” Aka governments must be kept out of business that even goes to the level of intolerance for regularizing market.

I wish to know how do you see this in Indian Context:-

1- ANY item that you purchase from market; from day to day use to House. Do you feel Virtue in Business and profit making?

2- I am not taking it to SNOBS but is AIRLINE booking anyway different than RAILWAY bookings. Or do you trust AUTO rickshaw meters and your grocer’s weighing scale.

3- Is making profit anyway is MANTRA of Indian Liberalized Society? Will LEAN government cause diluted consumer rights ?

Kindly post your views for discussion !!!

What do we understand about development issues beyond some essays and researches in books and bookshelves. I don’t give much notice to it in the country systems where a film star “ANY ONE” not just me obscure irrelevant is equal for status to scientists and social scientists.

We have moved far and beyond in correcting what might have one of the loose areas of Gandhian Thinking of not including cinema as an effective medium of message and masses. To include we have made them reserved for something they don’t deserve.

We need to answer many questions before we start thinking on development:-

1- Role of Govt in development? clearly defined and we don’t want them to take everything over their shoulders

2- what is BPL/APL, POOR, means to govt and how it is maintained?

3- How are we moving ahead with -DE-COMMISSIONING of bureaucracy from Indian Developmental world. If IAS are so good let them handle commercial companies and let the development be handled only by professionals of the subject.

So i invit you all friends for discussion.

or Ask Me Questions.